Archive

2024

October

Stupid letters
Tileology

September

An interview with George Saunders

April

1200 most frequently used words

March

How to install a better dictionary on your Mac
The writer’s technique in thirteen theses

2023

December

What’s out and in for 2024

October

Pi times
10 Rules for Play
sTonED talks 2023, Touching Grass
Oregano Shirt

August

Rules of the road for writers

May

A review of Hooters on John Street
Cruise
McGann Comics

April

Montreal 1998
Big Ears 2023

March

I am a weekend Instagrammer

February

Red vs blue
Processing sadness

January

The death of a question

2022

December

Dorothy Ashby, Hip Harp
The Dizzy Hen

October

Weather
Emotion
Ads aren’t received by the conscious mind
Snowclone
Bad art vs badly done art
We need to talk about need to talk about
Rules for a successful life
Trivia

September

Free

August

Cromulent
Sponge
Proposed tax plan for the United States of America
Glib
I have never seen this photo
Poignant

July

It’s not you, it’s meta
Cool

May

How to pronounce my name

March

I am of course an INTJ

February

Acquaintance
I got a Volvo

January

Hiatus

2021

October

Fuck
Best pizza

March

sTonED in Cyberspace
Machine
Spring
Youth
Scattergories as blood alcohol meter

February

A review of my cat Snacks
Cocktail
Brunch
Hard

January

Inspiration
Virus
Swipe
Hangover

2020

October

JIF, GHIF, creamy, smooth
The Sir and Star at the Olema

September

Gestures
Mispronunciation
Thinking and creating with Nickelodeon attitude
Under the crescent moon
Wordsmith

August

Trifle

July

Pepsi "Breathtaking"

May

Plug

2019

October

Gift

August

Linen

June

Habanero is foreign enough

2018

November

Week
There is no daylight savings time

June

Divide

March

Pickle

February

Belonging

January

Grudge
Codswallop
System

2017

December

Sales

November

Flight

September

Manager

May

Arbor
Responsive

April

Blasé
Coffee
Films don’t understand how binoculars work
Environment

March

Dust

February

Tank
Commando
Priority
Busy
Traduce
Pancake

January

Monday
Reset
Validation
Supper
Alternative
Inauguration
Mumpsimus
The 26 things Successful People must do to help Reduce Stress and Increase Productivity
Circumspect
Bullseye
Vernacular
Epistolary
Crotchety
Dream
Obligation

2016

November

An open letter to my Facebook echo-chamber

August

A review of MMJ doctor online
A singular statement on your errors plural

June

A review of the ARCO am/pm on Shattuck Ave

May

Brand redesign Medium post template

April

This is not coffee
Bats are not blind

February

The wine pouring ritual
A review of the McDonalds on Haight St

January

On turning into a pumpkin
This is how to pronounce Beijing
You don’t mean momentarily
If Seinfeld was a serial cop show
MLK

2015

November

You may depend on it

September

Words you aren’t using correctly

August

A review of sidewalk juice
A review of flip-flop sandals

July

What a podium is not
Finland is not Scandinavia

May

On being a comptrol freak

April

A review of Iron Pan

March

On the pronunciation of GIF

2014

July

A review of Mr. Bubbles

2013

March

A review of Toronto’s 91.1 Jazz FM

2012

December

Jesus Watch
Rakhi

November

Flash Voyager
Pirate playing cards
Laptop Lock
Coconut pineapple
Sunglasses

October

Retractable USB cable

September

Secretary’s Chair
Painting on wood
WTC Pamphlet

August

Money Box
Jewel cases
Paper stand
Tree, Unfinished
Screwdriver

July

Bottle opener key
Pirate popper ball
Two bottles

June

Head massager

May

Patriotic magnet
Gum tin
Passport bag

April

Stainless Steel Ruler
Ball head pins
Ankle cuff clips
Papier mache tray

March

Blue Notebook
Medieval Times glass
iPod Nano

February

Drawstring Pouch
Luggage locks
A review of Mjolk, Toronto
CD label applicator

January

Lamp
Ear clip

2011

December

Microphone

November

Laundry basket
Anorak
Noah
A review of the church of Scientology

October

Crucified man
Clones
Brain teasers

September

Shadowbox
A Pirate’s Blunder
URLs
Stone Elephant

August

Dutch Tissues
Pink ball
Ceramic frog
Hackey sack

July

A review of Dolores Park, San Francisco

May

Telephone Cord
Practice Pad
Keyboard “art”
Black shoes

April

Flash card reader
Leather strip
Wire man

March

Casino chip
Circle wristwatch
Oregano
Vitamin E cream
Stone bookend

February

Pipe tobacco

January

Cheerios: Part 2
Vase
Blue belt

2010

December

BlackBerry Pearl
Omnidroid
Melted bust
Combination lock
A review of the Old Spaghetti Factory
Bluetooth headset

November

White Box of Possibility, Cardboard
Hard drive
Wall clock
A review of the Toronto Public Labyrinth

October

A review of the McDonald’s at Queen and Spadina
Pepper shaker
Kit
USB Adapter

September

Gorilla eraser
Pink unicorn
Betta buffet pellets

August

Jewellery box
Thermometer business card
Cheerios: Part 1
Laptop battery

July

Broken bust
Medal
Gyroscope

June

Tiny Bible
Rubber cement eraser
Chili pepper keychain
Ten Day Stories

May

Skull Lantern
A short list of things I don’t like about weddings
3D glasses
Bunny
Receipt spike

April

Nintendo power mints
Ball chain and crystals
Egg timer
Blue unicorn

March

Charriol wallet
Kodak Instamatic
Wallet
Arrow stapler

February

Square cahier
Shot glass
Hole punch

2009

October

An accidental sketch of my dad

2001

September

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