I make a point of pronouncing that final T in ’duct’ whenever I’m talking about this miracle product. Duct. Tape. I hit both those Ts in succession, and when speaking quickly it sounds like I have a stutter.
This is annoying to some, but that T is there and I’ll be damned if I’m not going to pronounce it (take heed lib-arians). I don’t care what William Safire says.
Anyway, I ripped open a laptop and covered this whozit in duck t’tape. It’s what I do.
Thanks to @rglenn for telling me what this thing is.