Priority

February 16, 2017 ☞ Word of the day

“Good afternoon passengers. This is a pre-boarding announcement for Priority Airlines flight 37 to Denver. At this time we would like to invite all passengers seated in our First Class cabin to make their way to gate 11. Please have your boarding pass and ID ready. General boarding will commence in only a few minutes. We understand that our passengers have options when it comes to travel, so we thank you again for choosing Priority Airlines.

“Good afternoon passengers. This is another pre-boarding announcement for Priority Airlines flight 37 to Denver. We would like now to invite all First Class passengers and our Platinum Advance Elite members to board at this time.

“Good afternoon. At this time we’re inviting any passengers with silver or broznze Advance Elite status. This does not include Priority Airlines passengers with Silver Elite Advance status. That’s different. Bronze Elite Advance is OK.

“Good afternoon. If you accidently ripped your boarding pass in half while waiting, come on down to gate 11.

“Good afternoon passengers. This is a pre-boarding announcement for flight 37 to Denver. Before we begin general boarding we would like to invite all passengers with gold Advance Elite and Elite Advance and Double Elite Advance status as well as pedants, skippers of breakfast, film buffs, C-list celebrities, coke fiends, Stanford graduates, DINKS, anthropologists, people who studied abroad in college, busy people, Bullet Journal enthusiasts, Sloane Rangers, obstinate monks, owners of an Android phone, lessors of the iPhone 7, tea drinkers, coffee drinkers, patriots, anyone currently enrolled in an anger management class, anyone keeping Kosher and all those passengers planning on watching an animated film during the flight.

“Attention passengers: We are now commencing general boarding for Priority Airlines Flight 37 to Denver. At this time we ask all passengers in Group 1 to come to gate 11.

All Others
please remain seated
until your group is
called. Please have your

ID
and boarding pass

ready.”