Best pizza

One day I will open a pizza restaurant. It will be called Best Pizza and the menu will look like this.

1. The Mayor of Marseilles

• Hwite garlic sause
• Saucisse
• Gronions
• Diced ’matoes
• Smush

2. I tried asking nicely

• Roastie red pepsaus
• Ports
• Proshoott’
• Chevr’
• Lite mozzz

3. Rerun of a clipshow

• Smush saus
• Snausage
• Those cherry reds
• Fontina

4. Lost sock

• Sweet marinara
• Pep’rone
• Piney
• Peppers serrano
• Mozz

5. Your cousins’s funeral

• BBQ saus
• Fry fry chicky chick
• Pickled red oni
• Asparispears

6. They never lock this door

• Chanterelles
• Miistake mushrooms
• Ports SON
• Mozz
• Speck

7. Owned, past tense

• Chim chim sau
• Steak
• Roast chipo
• Roastie G

8. Yes, obviously, drugs

• Dat green pesto
• Roastie G
• Hard Parm
• Meatball

Gluten free crust available upon request.

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Sometimes I go to fancy restaurants
Sometimes I don’t