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“This is a pre-boarding announcement for flight 37 to Denver. At this time, we would like to invite our Advance Elite and Elite Advance and Double Elite Advance Elite status members, as well as pancakes, Martin Luther King, I am of course an INTJ people, scientologists, and people who like not coffee.

All Others
please remain seated
until your group is
called. Please have your
ID and boarding pass

Have a safe Flight
You can also just leave and never come back