Best pizza

One day I will open a pizza restaurant. It will be called Best Pizza and the menu will look like this.

1. The Mayor of Marseilles

2. I tried asking nicely

3. Rerun of a clipshow

4. Lost sock

5. Your cousins’s funeral

6. They never lock this door

7. Owned, past tense

8. Yes, obviously, drugs

Gluten free crust available upon request.

Sometimes I go to fancy restaurants
Sometimes I don’t